Lyrics

She had long blond hair
And a pretty physique
Her face could stop a clock
And she had pretty feet
She knew her way around
She was older than me
She said “Our love's eternal”
To a boyfriend or three
I was still a virgin
And I thought so was she
Well, I’d been fooled
If you know what I mean
I'd been fooled (refrain)

Young men are blind to see
The powers of a woman
Evil as can be
Now no one’s to blame
I suppose that
I didn’t feel her fingers
Grabbin' hold of my nose
She had herself a rich boy
And a farm boy too
And she swung us by our noses
Till our balls turned blue
Now we'd been fooled, if you know what I mean
We'd been fooled (refrain)

Mama tried to tell me
It was plain to see
But I wouldn’t hear it
Till I heard it from me…
That she was plain evil
Down to the core
Mama called her something
Well, it rhymed with door
I dodged that bullet
At the wedding ring store
And changed
The order to a necklace
When I got out the door
Now, she'd been fooled
If you know what I mean
She'd been fooled (refrain)