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Went to the Doctor
Just the other day
Said Doctor Doctor
Why am I feeling this way?
He said, son I’m gonna cure your ills
And he handed me a script
For some little yellow pills
But he said,
Take these as prescribed

So I went down
To the local pharmacy
Said Mrs. Druggist
Can you please,
Please help me
She handed me a bottle
Put a label on it too
In bold black letters
It told me what to do
And it said
Take these as prescribed

When I got home
Still feelin like a wreck
Another label said
"Alcohol may intensify the effect"
So I took a handful
Washed down withsome booze
It wasn’t long before
I couldn’t move
And I said, to hell with
Take these as prescribed

When I woke up
Doc was starin' in my face
Nurses and medics
Runnin' all over the place